I'd like to buy the world a Rococo Coffee and furnish it with extra cream and a bagel, but then I wonder what the hell the world ever did for me. I'm keeping that shit for myself!

Just a note, I doubt I will be able to post for the next day or so.  Find something to do with your own life, sheesh!  But come back when I return, you'll really like it.

Or not, I don't know you that well.