From October 2010:

I wonder what's going on with Al Gore's divorce these days.  There would never be so little gossip if Sarah Palin were getting divorced, and she never even got to be Vice-President.

I wonder what's going on with Al Gore's son's drug bust these days.  The media would never be so incurious if it were Sarah Palin's son busted for drugs, and she never even got to be Vice-President.

I wonder how Al Gore is enjoying his latest enormous mansion.  Environmentalists would never keep mum if Sarah Palin made such a carbon-unfriendly purchase, and she never even got to be Vice-President.

Has Al Gore ever addressed the weasels who fudged data about global warming?  People would never stand for Sarah Palin made trainloads of money selling something that strikingly resembled snake oil, and she never even got to be Vice-President.

Whatever happened to that guy Sarah Palin married?  He just fades into the background, almost like he's not threatened in the least by strong successful women.  You know, the kind of men feminists meet.

What do you want to bet he walks all over her at home?  He probably complains his dinner's cold and she should get him a beer so he can watch sports, ‘all hail king man’ style.  Real feminists use anger and make-up sex to get pregnant like a fish uses a bicycle.  

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