"Life and Polonia" (2011)

"Double" (2012)


From 2011, the Gabrielle Giffords shooting:

Christopher Woerner thinks Ozzy and Sarah Palin should record a song and see how many people they can inspire.

January 13 at 7:03pm

Did anybody check John Loughner's iPod?  I’d bet Tipper Gore would disapprove of his listening preferences. 

Christopher Woerner wants to see blood 'n gore 'n guts, veins in his teeth.  Eat dead burnt bodies.  I mean kill!

January 13 at 7:08pm

Will NPR play that song this Thanksgiving?

Christopher Woerner is trying to decide between Ozzy Osbourne's "Suicide Solution", Judas Priest's "Stained Class" or the Beatles’ "Helter Skelter".  Sometimes you just need to be in the right mood for something, you know.

January 14 at 9:19am

Irrelevant, but funny: Metallica's warning label for Master of Puppets: THE ONLY TRACK YOU PROBABLY WON'T WANT TO PLAY IS "DAMAGE, INC." DUE TO THE MULTIPLE USE OF THE INFAMOUS "F" WORD.  OTHERWISE, THERE AREN'T ANY "SHITS," "FUCKS," "PISSES," "CUNTS," "MOTHERFUCKERS," OR "COCKSUCKERS" ANYWHERE ON THIS RECORD

…and the boy laughed at the town again.  The next day, he actually DID see Sarah Palin close to the sheep.  He called out for help.  But when people heard him, they remembered how he had fooled them before…

January 14 at 10:35am

Christopher Woerner has never felt such a deep connection with Holden Caulfield before.

January 14 at 12:54pm

Christopher Woerner thinks it would be awesome if Jodie Foster made a Catcher in the Rye movie.  Did J.D. Salinger ever make a statement about the death of John Lennon? Because some people might say it was his fault almost as much as Sarah Palin's and we already know she refuses to accept any responsibility for her actions.

Christopher Woerner would include a picture of the Muhammed cartoons, but it might be seen as uncivil speech and an incitement to violence.

January 14 at 1:50pm

If you don't wish to buy a book, perhaps throw some money towards these singers.

"Jumpin' Jack Flash" by Aretha Franklin
"It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday" by BoysIImen
"Learning To Fall" by Chickenfoot
"Proud Mary" by Ike and Tina Turner