Who is the "central command" now? They don't permit independence so the orders come from somewhere.

□ [“Abbott & Costello - 'Who's On First'"]

How the hell did these guys manage to make it through this skit without breaking out laughing?

□ [“The Annual White House Correspondents Dinner Is Cancelled"]

If only there had been some invention in the last century that would permit people to communicate long distance, that would permit the media to make fun of the President of the United States and he has to pretend to pay attention.  I've searched on google for some way to have multiple people communicate even they aren't in the same room but there's nothing.  You can't just zoom into contact with people who are over a mile away.  Might as well say the Enterprise can fly to the Death Star at 88 miles per hour, it's just not realistic.

□ [“Minnesota BLM Rioters Chase Off CNN, Egg Their Vehicle, After Nailing One of Their Crew Members in the Head With a Water Bottle"]

One assumes CNN will double down and explain repeatedly that they totally deserved it because they were white.  It's not just a water bottle bought at a store, it was stored in the freezer for a long period of time specifically so it would hurt people.

□ [“Joe Biden Takes Credit For Osama Bin Laden Raid That He Opposed"]

Most likely he has no idea what he's talking about but there's always part of me that has to wonder if he knows full well he's re-writing reality but it's how power works so he's fine with that.

□ [“Hank Azaria Apologizes To Every Indian For Voicing Apu: The Character ‘Is Practically A Slur’"]

And he's giving back all the money given to him for to play Apu for decades.  And he's demanding that that Bart Simpson only be voiced by a ten year-old yellow boy and nobody else.  Or would that be too much like following the principles he pretends to believe in?

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