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□ [“Diddy Accuser's Lawyer Says Tapes Now Circulating in Hollywood Black Market"]

But of course she - and of course it's a she - doesn't name any of the people that are very visible on these tapes.  Of course not.  She wouldn't be teasing the audience if she put this information out in the open.  Then if she drops dead tomorrow, no one will ever get to know.  Those who are on the tapes will be safer than they are now.

Until proof to the contrary, I'll assume Kamala Harris is in a video.  Probably Obama and the Clintons.  Face it, wouldn't surprise me if Trump is there too.  And if you have any favorite actors, musicians, celebrities, assume they were all part of this until there's evidence that they aren't.  For one thing, they'd want to go public immediately saying they had nothing to do with this and as far as I know, nobody's saying that.

The legal snowball is starting to build.  One Texas lawfirm is preparing a lawsuit on behalf of over 50 victims.  There's going to be more, Diddy was at it for a long time.  Then there's all the other celebrities who were involved.  Then there's people who aspired to reach that level of fame and fortune but hadn't reached it yet, so they had to find lower-level ways of enjoying themselves the same way.

Or it'll just go to the protected files like Hillary's emails, Jeffrey Epstein's visitors, Hunter Biden's laptop, Anthony Weiner's laptop, and anything else our masters want to keep hidden.  The way these people are teasing about it, looks like that's what they'll do.

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□ [“Is Zelensky Making Impossible Demands to Scapegoat His Western Allies as ‘Traitors’"]

I doubt it, he gets his other demands so why would he stop now?  Might as well tell Ukrainian men not to die when he sends them to the front lines, if they disobey him, it's their problem.  He is a leftist, or at least very very willing to associate with rich and famous leftists to get things from them, so effectively it's the same thing.  That means he'd be willing to turn on them for whatever reason.

Now Putin had to deal with this since he was born and has much more experience in the matter, so he would probably recognize when/if Zelensky is desperate to negotiate peace.  Not exactly winning Zelensky over so much as "encouraging" him to turn against his former allies, the ones who've been funneling tons of money, equipment and weapons to him.
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But it's still just theory.  Ukraine's not going to go for peace until every man in the country is dead, a way to guarantee there will never be any new Ukrainians.  Zelensky's allies want that too, and perhaps so does Putin.  "Population reduction" claims another victory and didn't even need to change Ukrainian laws on abortion, marriage or how many genders there are.

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□ [“Harris Barely Bothers to Speak During Her 1st Visit to the AZ Border"]

I guess she actually went through with this, I guess I'll give her credit for that.  She barely spoke long enough to fill a 30-second soundbite and a few pix, rhetoric about how the administration needs to fix the border yet somehow it's better now than when they took over.  Blatant lies that no sane person can believe, and that's all she had to offer here.  Or anywhere else.

This won't help her.  I still assume the election theft is already in place, but they're going to need to pull a lot of weight to make that happen.  She's not going to get any kudos for this visit, barely anybody noticed it.  I had to see if it actually happened and am only writing this just to put it on record that yes, she did actually do this briefly.  In a week, I'll probably have forgotten and say she's never been to the border.  That's how meaningful it was.

□ [“Kamala Harris Plans to Fly Banner Plane Over Stadium and Run TV Ad Begging Trump for Second Debate"]

Not sure she went through with the banner plane.  Trump went to a football game, that was the stadium in question here, but the ads for another debate are hilarious.  Trump offered three debates, she rejected all but one and kept trying to set up new rules for that one, which got turned down.  Sometimes women will do that sort of thing to get more attention from a man but that's not really healthy.  Even if she doesn't know that, Trump would.

And her ad was idiotic.  "Champions" don't say "any time, any place," that's why they can be champions.  Because they plan ahead of time.  Harris could have taken the previous challenges if she thought it was "any time, any place."  And now she's the one asking 'why isn't he calling?'

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□ [“Netanyahu Gives Fiery Speech to UN Declaring Israel Has Had Enough"]

The western nations are anti-Jew, pro-Muslim.  Or at least sucking up to Iran.  The US won't even strike back after they take out our naval ships and the Red Sea, obviously Netanyahu knows he's not going to get any help from us.  So now Israel has been going after Hamas and Hezbollah.

Which is fine, although it's just going to get pointlessly accused of "genocide" as has happened for the last 70 years.  It looks lie they're going after the leaders, which is either a good move or bad.  It depends on how organized Hamas and Hezbollah are with leadership.  If they have junior leaders ready to take over, then that's a problem, and it gets worse since much/most of the population is unofficially part of those groups, so they'll fall in line.  But if the leaders were firmly in place and made sure they have no successors, then it's a good plan.

As Arab organizations, it's probably the latter, but they've been fighting for decades and have obviously learned from previous mistakes.  It's unlikely that either organization is run like the PLO, which is still on its second leader in the last 45 years.  [Looking it up, I'm surprised to see Arafat wasn't the founder or original leader, he was the third Chairman in the PLO's first five years.]  Don't know how qualified they are, but they definitely have lower ranks ready for promotion.

□ [“Western Media Praises Hassan Nasrallah:  'A Father Figure, A Moral Compass', 'A Revered Muslim Scholar'"]

This is how Israel knows that we're not on their side any longer.  Safe to assume they've made plans in preparation for such a thing.  It's another example of how the world order is broken and western media helped make it happen.

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□ [“MSNBC Wacko Joy Reid Warns Trump’s Victory Would Result in ‘Hitlerian Dictatorship’"]

Oh give it a rest, you nutjobs.  If he was Hitler, he should have had you shot when he was in office last time, since you called him Hitler then too.  And you deserve to be shot, whether or not you call him Hitler, because you are just that annoying.  Grow up for a change.

How can these people get megacorporations to pay them tons of money to go on screen and repeat this crap for decades?  Most likely they themselves are too stupid to know what they're doing, but how can anybody else fall for that?  

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